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The Christowitz Report: More Things That Grate My Tits

So Nick felt last week’s rant went so well he’d like to vent s’more. Take it away, Mr. Christowitz…

Hello everyone. I’m back. Last week’s column went well. I was only personally attacked by a few individuals. Guys, this shit isn’t serious. If you take my brain goo’s spillage seriously, it’s time for you to get a hobby. And no, smoking a dooby and vegetating, mouth agape, in front of your television doesn’t count. For the rest of you who read this for entertainment, here are a few more things that grate my tits.

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The Christowitz Report: 5 Things That Grate My Tits

The first in a series of Friday rants by Nick Christowitz, but we’ll let him introduce himself…

Ok, so here it goes. My first rant for this wonderful blog. Let’s hope it pisses at least half of you off. Let me start by introducing myself to those who don’t know me. I’m Nicholas Christowitz. I run a small graphic design studio. I’m a bit of a cunt. That’s about all you need to know. Because this is the first time I’m writing for Another-Day, I’ll be bitching about 5 things that grate my tits. Here we go!

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“Can I Have All of Your Music?”

I’m sure I’m not the only one that has been asked this before: “How much music do you have? Like, how many gigs?” I’m not saying it happens every day, but when it does it makes me want to kick the person who’s asking me right in their ear. If you’re questioning my sudden aggression, then clearly you haven’t been asked this dreaded question before. Or even worse, You’re the person that I want to kick in the fucking ear!

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